?You don?t win friends with salad,? is the song from ?The Simpsons.? But we can help you win friends with afun evening of playful bad behavior for Adults Onlyand put laughter and life into any party with ?Cards Against Simpsons.? This is aLimited Editioncard game with the theme of the TV show ?The Simpsons.? Modelled on ?Card Games Against Humanity,? this is the card game for you and your friends, and all themore fun if you?re a fan of Homer and Marge and the rest of the crew.Don?t worry, the game is not complicated and not too many rules to worry about.So this is how you play: There are1072 playing cardsin total. 353 light blue cards and 719 white cards. That?s easy right?Each round, one player reads from a blue card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card. That?s why there are more white cards than blue cards, so you can choose the funniest and most fitting.And they?re very rude. For instance, a blue card might read:?Dear Lisa, as I write this our President has been overthrown and replaced by _____________??And the answer might be:?A semen filled doughnut.? ?Cards Against Simpsons? is all about using rude andoffensive Simpson-style humorto make you and your friends roll about laughing. But choose your friends well andleave out your mother-in-law this time for a great, entertaining game.On second thoughts?Homer?s motto of ??you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try,? doesn?t work here. We?ve come up with a funny, Simpson-theme gem of a game and if we?re talking about success, we?ve hit the jackpot.